The new ball and chain?
A Granny in Germany who went on a tire slashing rampage was forced by the court, as part of her penance, to knit up sweaters for all the victims.
Apparently, beside the fact she’s now been moved to a “residence home” where she can’t escape to cut some rubber, she now has no time for her vigilante activities thanks to her new “ball and chain”. Mouha.
Don’t believe me? Welp, fine.